Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Thursday, February 27
Saturday, August 27
La Cucaracha
Helen, Julia and I made up a "camp song" whilst walking today:
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
[With stomping] Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
Ugly butterfly, ugly butterfly
[Swatting the air] Swat swat swat swat swat swat swat
Ugly Butterfly, ugly butterfly
Swat swat swat swat swat swat swat
Gato gordo, gato gordo
[Kicking the air with alternating feet] Kick kick kick kick kick kick kick
Gato gordo, gato gordo
Kick kick kick kick kick kick kick
Pooping seagull, pooping seagull
[Batting air off top of head] Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick
Pooping seagull, pooping seagull
Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick
Slimy slu-ug, slimy slu-ug
[Touching tip of tongue] Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
Slimy slu-ug, slimy slu-ug
Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
Bump on a lo-og, bump on a lo-og
[Pointing] Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
Bump on a lo-og, bump on a lo-og
Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
(c) 2011
Tuesday, September 1
Choreography
I think this is the video that "started it all." It fills me with joy every time I watch it.
In a similar vein, a Facebook friend just posted a link to YouTube video. It takes place in Seattle. Very fun.
For those of you who, like me, wonder how this could possibly be accomplished, here's a "making of" video. In Dutch.
In a similar vein, a Facebook friend just posted a link to YouTube video. It takes place in Seattle. Very fun.
For those of you who, like me, wonder how this could possibly be accomplished, here's a "making of" video. In Dutch.
Sunday, June 7
Creative puns for smart minds
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21 A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
(Thanks, Wendy V.!)
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, “Keep off the Grass.”
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21 A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
(Thanks, Wendy V.!)
Sunday, May 3
Sometimes it takes me awhile to process information...
In perusing the stats of my blogs, I misread "Show blocked users" as "Shock blocked users."
I think the latter would be a way-funner feature!
I think the latter would be a way-funner feature!
Saturday, March 7
Heard somewhere: a fart
I pass this bumper sticker every weekday as I pick up kids in our carpool.
I giggle each time.
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